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Jacks Brunch

I would write a review about how unquestionably amazing the drunken brunches can get, but then a bunch of as$h0les will probably show up and ruin it. So, Staaaaaaaaay in for brunch. Staaaaaaaaaaay in
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A work day well spent

this makes perfect sense. If you spend your work day surfing s and m porn
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Expectingly

expect the unexpectation - thank you
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Craigslist Dream Boat

Use your noodle by no_office_sex</p> <p>If people on Craigslist telecommuted, then how would they meet the t-girl of their dreams in person?
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Good Cheese

I must say this, when I skip on buying a $3 latte, and buy the icky orange cheese instead of the good cheese at the market I not only feel poorer but I actually seem to have less money. Does this make sense to anyone?

Tech Support

Found this in a tech support reply on craigslist


kid sticking a knife in a wall socket titled

30 Minute Recipe - Beer and Soy Sauce Scramble

comment: Rachael Ray ruins lives and is in desperate need of a swift kick in the ass.</p>
<p>Her 30 minute meals shows are generally efficient and good but it bugs me how she can easily find every fucking thing she needs in her colorful stage kitchen. I'm sorry Rachael but when I open my fridge I just find beers, eggs, and soy sauce.
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5 Hour Energy Drink

I drank a 5 hour energy shot today. Not bad. I had a lot of energy while I sat on the toilet shitting my guts out. Next time I am sticking with XS energy Drinks.
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the easter bunny had it coming

Before we had DST, it was HELL. All year, it got dark at like 2:00pm. There was no Little League Baseball, no football (american or otherwise) for the kids. Most of our youth joined gangs, who roamed the incessant darkness in large, heavily fortified bad-mpg SUVs, kicking puppies and beating up old ladies just for fun. There was no Christmas and no birthdays, and if we saw the Easter bunny we ATE HIM.<br />
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