Dont we all.. dont we all..

Tiger Woods plays with own balls, nike says
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Failing Forward!

Crazypete wrote<br />
Flying is possible also. You just fall forward and miss the ground.
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Celebrity? Weiner

Well, you can now tell the world that you ate Sam Milby's hotdog.
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Yet another poor chap trapped by the Ministries

kestrel  says:<br /> To be honest most anything about politics reminds me of Monty Python.
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Of all the Fetish Choices, Staircases?

You, sir, have a staircase fetish.
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I’d Like a Safe Cabbage Please

So if you ever complain the chicken tastes like rubber

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Who wouldn’t cart around a giraffe in a wheelbarrow?

You guessed it, this is someone wearing an instructable giraffe and riding a bicycle down the street while filming themselves

I have another one of me in a wheel barrow being carted down the street with my giraffe.
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Drunk Bats!

Drunk Bats eat junk food, News
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Reputable Company - Shifty Stan’s

Shifty Stan's peepshow and minilab, 45th and Quayside.
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In case of emergency watch for boobs

This has been a test of the emergency ascii boob system.
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