Of all the Fetish Choices, Staircases?

You, sir, have a staircase fetish.
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I’d Like a Safe Cabbage Please

So if you ever complain the chicken tastes like rubber

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Who wouldn’t cart around a giraffe in a wheelbarrow?

You guessed it, this is someone wearing an instructable giraffe and riding a bicycle down the street while filming themselves

I have another one of me in a wheel barrow being carted down the street with my giraffe.
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Drunk Bats!

Drunk Bats eat junk food, News
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Reputable Company - Shifty Stan’s

Shifty Stan's peepshow and minilab, 45th and Quayside.
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In case of emergency watch for boobs

This has been a test of the emergency ascii boob system.
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(. Y .)

I think with My brain Too VillainJack (.Y.) boobs
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Jacks Brunch

I would write a review about how unquestionably amazing the drunken brunches can get, but then a bunch of as$h0les will probably show up and ruin it. So, Staaaaaaaaay in for brunch. Staaaaaaaaaaay in
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Fat cock in the ass

silhouette of a chicken in a silhouette of a donkey

A work day well spent

this makes perfect sense. If you spend your work day surfing s and m porn
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