Celebrity? Weiner

Well, you can now tell the world that you ate Sam Milby's hotdog.
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In case of emergency watch for boobs

This has been a test of the emergency ascii boob system.
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(. Y .)

I think with My brain Too VillainJack (.Y.) boobs
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A work day well spent

this makes perfect sense. If you spend your work day surfing s and m porn
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Expectingly

expect the unexpectation - thank you
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Craigslist Dream Boat

Use your noodle by no_office_sex</p> <p>If people on Craigslist telecommuted, then how would they meet the t-girl of their dreams in person?
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the easter bunny had it coming

Before we had DST, it was HELL. All year, it got dark at like 2:00pm. There was no Little League Baseball, no football (american or otherwise) for the kids. Most of our youth joined gangs, who roamed the incessant darkness in large, heavily fortified bad-mpg SUVs, kicking puppies and beating up old ladies just for fun. There was no Christmas and no birthdays, and if we saw the Easter bunny we ATE HIM.<br />
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